HERO CAT
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cats are to public transportation as groundhogs are to public gardens
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NERF GUN
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give me a long stick and i'll solve the problem i'll be nice, poke it from the other platform so it doesn't end up on the tracks (i'm not a monster) cats push each other off stuff all the time and land on their feet
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I propose that each train station in the UK have a super soaker or similar item (and spare) to remove cats from trains. Coincidentally, I can make the UK a deal on a container of super soakers and provide training materials...
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Do you have a loicense for that soaka', m8?
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Personal cost of not throwing anything at the cat: my hourly rate for delay Personal cost of throwing something at the cat and going viral: negative infinity dollars
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safety rules. anyone who even approaches the engine car without a scaffolding in place will be fined. Febuary, 2012, Simon Burgess, epilepsy fit while feeding swans. He fell into three feet of water and died there while firemen watched. They had to wait for licensed divers.pic.twitter.com/IHy0S11D49
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I thought you were making up a silly story, but it's worse than I thought: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/999-crews-we-cant-rescue-drowning-737046 … Do people cease being human when they take government jobs?
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