Teller: Sorry this is taking so long Me: that's ok, I was a bank teller for years, you have my sympathy Teller: oh, I'm not a *teller,* I'm just covering the window. I'm a *banker.* Me, in my head: ...and now you don't
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Me: I need to transfer some money from the account associated with this card *shows debit card* Not A Teller: Oh, I already called up your profile, it has all your accounts Me: not this one Not A Teller: every account associated with your name is on your profile, what are last 4
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Me: [last 4] Not A Teller: you said it was a business account? Me: yep Not A Teller: those aren't the last four of any business account on your profile Me: how strange and also, unexpected
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Not A Teller: How can I find the account you want? Me: try the card Not A Teller: the account's not in your name Me: the card has my name and under it, the name of the company which owns the account Not A Teller: just because you have a company card doesn't make you a signatory
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Me: quite true but I opened the account and I am in fact the ONLY signatory Not A Teller: oh, there it is, you're listed as a signatory Me, in my head: this must be what it's like to be Tony Hawk
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