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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2020

      1/ Last night, wife gets a phone call. Neighbor two doors down got a delivery intended for us. I drive over, see 6 boxes by his door. I'm unsure of protocol- will he come out? Do I need a mask? Prob not. Ok, cool.

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2020

      2/ I open car door, set one foot out...he comes out. No mask. 5' away. No huge deal, but I don't want to get closer. "Your boxes are here." Yes, sorry, thanks for the call. "You should call them and tell them they delivered to the wrong addr." Ok, will do.

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2020

      3/ "I thought they were my boxes, but I guess those didn't come yet." Ok "They just deliver to the wrong place." Yes. I'm sorry. Thanks for the phone call. "You need to call them and complain." Ok "That front one is heavy" I'm sure I can manage

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2020

      4/ "Do you want help?" [ Do I want someone unmasked to stand 18" from my face and help me lift a box? ] No, but thanks! I'm sure I can manage. "They don't even look at mailboxes. You need to yell at them" Well, w Christmas and covid I bet they're overhwlemed and making mistakes.

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2020

      5/ "They don't care. You need to yell at them." Ok. Well, I'll just load these up. "That front one is heavy." I'll be careful.

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2020

      6/ Semi-serious question, about normies, from an autist: when someone keeps telling you "you should call FedEx and tell them not to deliver here", what kind of answer are they looking for?

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 21 Dec 2020
      Replying to @NoLongerBennett

      > tonal expression What am I, an animal ?

      10:22 AM - 21 Dec 2020
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        1. Door Matt‏ @YrWelcomeMatt 21 Dec 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @NoLongerBennett

          Just had a funny mental image of you interrupting his "you should really call FedEx" by tearing your shirt and screaming at the heavens.

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