1/ Last night, wife gets a phone call. Neighbor two doors down got a delivery intended for us. I drive over, see 6 boxes by his door. I'm unsure of protocol- will he come out? Do I need a mask? Prob not. Ok, cool.
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2/ I open car door, set one foot out...he comes out. No mask. 5' away. No huge deal, but I don't want to get closer. "Your boxes are here." Yes, sorry, thanks for the call. "You should call them and tell them they delivered to the wrong addr." Ok, will do.
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3/ "I thought they were my boxes, but I guess those didn't come yet." Ok "They just deliver to the wrong place." Yes. I'm sorry. Thanks for the phone call. "You need to call them and complain." Ok "That front one is heavy" I'm sure I can manage
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4/ "Do you want help?" [ Do I want someone unmasked to stand 18" from my face and help me lift a box? ] No, but thanks! I'm sure I can manage. "They don't even look at mailboxes. You need to yell at them" Well, w Christmas and covid I bet they're overhwlemed and making mistakes.
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5/ "They don't care. You need to yell at them." Ok. Well, I'll just load these up. "That front one is heavy." I'll be careful.
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6/ Semi-serious question, about normies, from an autist: when someone keeps telling you "you should call FedEx and tell them not to deliver here", what kind of answer are they looking for?
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7/ I tried " ok, I will " " I guess this happens because reason ____ " " they misdeliver other people's stuff to my house too [ so I'm not the bad guy, and you're not the victim here ] " " I apologize " and none of this seemed to shake him loose of the topic
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8/ What was he looking for?
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9/ My cruelest / most contemptuous theory: "he himself had no idea what he wanted ; he just had emotions swirling around inside his head, and they kept actuating his tongue"
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10/ > human contact well, then he came to the wrong place
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