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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Pamela J. Hobart

      1/ I used to be very puzzled by reviews like this, until I realized that one of Amazon's algorithms looks for books that "need" more reviews, and emails people, asking for reviews. Boomers, especially polite female boomers, see an email and treat it as a personal obligationhttps://twitter.com/amelapay/status/1340368674419597316 …

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      Pamela J. Hobart @amelapay
      It is amazing to me how differently people experience perceived norms. This woman apparently felt it quite important to produce some review of a book, despite the circumstances... pic.twitter.com/AXd8rT5JZP
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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

      2/ My kind of person gets an email, immediately realizes that it came from a script, ponder their own ROI for three milliseconds, and delete the email. Normies get an email that asks question and says "please", and that triggers the "a friend just asked me a question" instinct

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

      3/ I see this same dynamic in "ask a question about this product". I'll post a question about an oxyacetylene cutting torch "does the regulator have CGA 540 threads, or 870?", Amazon pings some normie who bought it 6 months ago, and I get answer a week later >>>

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

      4/ "I don't know; I bought this for my brother-in-law for Christmas. Hope it works for you. - Ted". Thanks, Ted. Thanks, Amazon.

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted J.A. Sutherland SciFi Books

      5/ "2 Stars. UPS guy dropped it at the house next door. I had to walk over there. Works great."https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1340369353196396544 …

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      J.A. Sutherland SciFi Books @JASutherlandBks
      Replying to @MorlockP
      1-star "Haven't read it yet."
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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Quip Maximizer

      6/ It's true. I'm not hating on them, just explaining.https://twitter.com/ijfen/status/1340371006343368704 …

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      Quip Maximizer @ijfen
      Replying to @MorlockP
      AWWWW I love boomers. I love the how they do this. I love the way they circle the funny part of the screenshot so we know what part is funny. I love how they are just a bit off on new PC lingo. I love artefacts of using voice-to-text in messages I get. Boomers are so innocent
      10:59 AM - 19 Dec 2020
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

          7/ boomer story time boomer relative: I like Calvin and Hobbes. It's funny. me: yeah, me too boomer relative: <forwards me one Calvin and Hobbes from a C&H-of-the-day mailing list, every single day> me: hey, I don't want to be a pain, but could you take me off the CC list ?

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

          8/ boomer: ok, no problem ... but it's not a CC list. I just sent it to you. me: ok, um ... well, you sent it to me and CC-ed four other people, and then George replied to the entire list and said "ha, funny", and then Stacy did the same thing boomer: I used to work w them.

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 19 Dec 2020

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted

          9/ I don't think normies fully internalize that these emails can be sent by a machine. Every email THEY have ever sent has been sent by their own fingers. Every email spouse has ever sent has been sent by a person. Maybe all emails are typed by ppl? https://twitter.com/mattbramanti/status/1340372352127950855 …

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