2/ My kind of person gets an email, immediately realizes that it came from a script, ponder their own ROI for three milliseconds, and delete the email. Normies get an email that asks question and says "please", and that triggers the "a friend just asked me a question" instinct
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3/ I see this same dynamic in "ask a question about this product". I'll post a question about an oxyacetylene cutting torch "does the regulator have CGA 540 threads, or 870?", Amazon pings some normie who bought it 6 months ago, and I get answer a week later >>>
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4/ "I don't know; I bought this for my brother-in-law for Christmas. Hope it works for you. - Ted". Thanks, Ted. Thanks, Amazon.
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5/ "2 Stars. UPS guy dropped it at the house next door. I had to walk over there. Works great."https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1340369353196396544 …
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6/ It's true. I'm not hating on them, just explaining.https://twitter.com/ijfen/status/1340371006343368704 …
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7/ boomer story time boomer relative: I like Calvin and Hobbes. It's funny. me: yeah, me too boomer relative: <forwards me one Calvin and Hobbes from a C&H-of-the-day mailing list, every single day> me: hey, I don't want to be a pain, but could you take me off the CC list ?
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8/ boomer: ok, no problem ... but it's not a CC list. I just sent it to you. me: ok, um ... well, you sent it to me and CC-ed four other people, and then George replied to the entire list and said "ha, funny", and then Stacy did the same thing boomer: I used to work w them.
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9/ I don't think normies fully internalize that these emails can be sent by a machine. Every email THEY have ever sent has been sent by their own fingers. Every email spouse has ever sent has been sent by a person. Maybe all emails are typed by ppl? https://twitter.com/mattbramanti/status/1340372352127950855 …
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Yep! Really triggers the “gotta help” button
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1-star "Haven't read it yet."
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