My boyfriend is smarter than me because he is taller and has a higher ability to aquire objects in high places
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Is this what a sentence with preferred pronouns sounds like?
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But if you compare the average human's success at human-ing to the average cheetah's success at cheetah-ing, you'll find there is no difference between us at all. Isn't that just wonderful to think about? *

"Imagine" playing softly in the distance
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Yeah, yeah, but they're *smart enough* to know they should run that fast. Checkmate.
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Forgot he existed, still tweeting the same shite I see
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