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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 24 Nov 2020

    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Ken Tremendous

    This thread is amazing. I remember when I was an angsty atheist 9 year old Bright, making everyone else miserable. Some folks never get over it, apparently. HOW DARE YOU LITTLE PEOPLE ENJOY YOUR TRADITIONS AND YOUR CULTURE?!?!https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/1331393388537470977 …

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    Ken TremendousVerified account @KenTremendous
    You have been conditioned, from birth, to think Thanksgiving food is good and important. You never had a vote. It's a religion, and you were indoctrinated. It's not fair, and it's not your fault. There is still time. Start over. Think about what you're eating. It's just not good.
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      1. SomethingElse‏ @SumElseThing1 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP

        "Ken Tremendous" kinds just sounds like a nine year old, tbh.

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      1. Luki‏ @hpygoluki 24 Nov 2020
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        Read part of this. What a complete c^nt

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      1. J. M. Anjewierden‏ @Mr_Boffin 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Seems to me that this dude's family just can't cook and he assumes no one else's family can either. Me, personally? Tastes fantastic, *especially* the candied yams I guess many people just don't know how to prepare given how often I get befuddled by people proclaiming them bad.

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      2. Frank Notreal‏ @bedurndurn 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP

        I do think that most people would *probably* rather eat a chicken than a turkey. There's thousands of restaurants that specialize in chicken, but I don't think I've ever seen a place built around selling people turkey year round.

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      3. Ranba_Ral‏ @Ranba_Ral 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @bedurndurn @MorlockP

        Cracker Barrel has it year round as one of the daily specials, but you need to find a store that has a cook who knows what they're about. And that's the thing, tirkeys harder to get right than chicken. But when you do it's amazing.

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      1. Antitank Round‏ @AntitankRound 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Sounds like they forgot to add the gratitude and freedom to the ingredients. Add those two things and a stale crust of bread can taste like ambrosia.

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      1. Limes‏ @moddedLimes 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP

        trying smoked yams this time tho

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      2. Dredneckgod‏ @dredneckgod 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP

        As a chef who is looking forward towards tomorrow's opportunity to showcase my skills (sadly this year only for my wife who) I say fuck this guy. I hope his boston market preprepared dinner is exactly what he expects it to be.

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      3. Dredneckgod‏ @dredneckgod 24 Nov 2020
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        *enjoys my culinary talents on a regular basis* Where the fuck is my drunken edit button @jack

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      1. silicon age tulpa‏ @mr_archenemy 24 Nov 2020
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        to give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he's nine.

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