GP Other partner: "You need to set up a lockbox in 12 hours." Me: "We never have. And we can't. You never give us account administration privileges. Plus the bank won't do it on that schedule." OP: "But you're going to open the lockbox?" Me: "No." OP: "But we need a lockbox."
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GP Me: "Well, you should've set that up earlier. I flagged the issue for you last week." OP: "BUT MUH LOCKBOX." Me: *shrugs* OP: "We'll just have borrowers send payments directly to you." Me: "That totally defeats the purpose of a lockbox and breaches our contract."
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GP OP: "So you're going to accept payment at your offices, right?" Me: *to myself* GEE DEE IT, I KNOW MY BOSS IS GOING TO MAKE ME TAKE THESE PAYMENTS AGAINST MY BEST JUDGMENT! *emails boss to see what he wants to do* *waits*
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GP Me: *hears from boss* *cusses out loud in my empty office* Sure. You can have borrowers send payments here. What could go wrong?
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