I've devised an incredible money-saving technology for limiting how much I can buy at Costco. #midlifecrisiscompletepic.twitter.com/AvT57mbjyI
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I, no shit, once saw a Chinese kid and his girlfriend at my local Costco trying to figure out how to get a pack of paper towels into his Ferrari.
This is priceless omg. But also those paper towel rolls are individually wrapped so I would have just removed the outer bag and tucked the rolls here and there! (Drove home today with 2 cases of diapers in my passenger seat, no big deal)
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