walked past the front door, saw the garbage can was overflowing took the garbage to the dumpster, realized the riding mower was out tried to start the riding mower, battery was dead jumped the riding mower, drove it to the barn, saw a pallet that needed to be put in dumpster
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Welcome to country living!
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don't forget to shave the yaks while you're out in the back 40
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Ok so this is what having adhd is like but inside your brain with everything you think about
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It took you *how long* to take out the trash?? City livin' is much more efficient--you'll figure it out one day. [I assume the intense writing session was redacted from the timeline for security reasons.]
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