whenever a computer is slow it's because an API call is waiting for a human-scale timeout to a machine-scale operation, a leftover from the days when we were manually typing connection strings into our modems, a relic that some developer was too stupid to recognize and remove
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I feel like if I closed my eyes and didn't try to think about it I could connect to my old ISP by muscle memory, phone number and all
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