2/ wife: I have too many eggs TJIC: I will sell them for you! TJIC, to self: ...but 2 times out of 3 when I go to <nearest deli>, there's some charlie foxtrot where the manager isn't there, and no one knows how to buy them, or at what price TJIC: <dials phone>
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13/ Cassandra was sent to the Elysian Fields after her death, because her soul was judged worthy due to her dedication to the gods.
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14/ I'm guessing that the Elysian Fields are some aspie tier of the afterlife, where there are no normies.
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15/ Maybe the true Elysian Fields is the neighbor-enemies we made along the way https://twitter.com/DeucianRevival/status/1318643802958188546 …
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