1/ Cassandra was a Greek priestess who could see the future in perfect detail ... but It. Never. Once. Helped.pic.twitter.com/bb3ybRVkmV
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10/ mgr: you don't need to know my name. TJIC: yes, exactly my point. So, anyway, I have 4 dozen eggs, at $2 each, that's $8 mgr: <leans forward, grabs eggs, slides them to his side of the counter> I can't pay you, and I can't give you a credit. You need to talk to a manager
11/ TJIC: I agree. And that's why I called ahead and asked if there was a manager here who could buy eggs. And I was told "yes". mgr: yeah, it's his first day TJIC: I understand. So what I'm asking is, when I want to come back next time, and I call ahead, what should I ask?
12/ mgr: just ask if a manager is here TJIC: no, I did exactly that, and it didn't work. So what I'm asking is WHAT SHOULD I ASK INSTEAD? mgr: just swing by and see if someone is here who can buy eggs. TJIC: <leans over, pulls eggs back> ok, thank you for your time.
13/ Cassandra was sent to the Elysian Fields after her death, because her soul was judged worthy due to her dedication to the gods.
14/ I'm guessing that the Elysian Fields are some aspie tier of the afterlife, where there are no normies.
15/ Maybe the true Elysian Fields is the neighbor-enemies we made along the way https://twitter.com/DeucianRevival/status/1318643802958188546 …
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