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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      1/ Cassandra was a Greek priestess who could see the future in perfect detail ... but It. Never. Once. Helped.pic.twitter.com/bb3ybRVkmV

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      2/ wife: I have too many eggs TJIC: I will sell them for you! TJIC, to self: ...but 2 times out of 3 when I go to <nearest deli>, there's some charlie foxtrot where the manager isn't there, and no one knows how to buy them, or at what price TJIC: <dials phone>

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      3/ TJIC: Hi, I want to come in and sell eggs to you. deli guy: great TJIC: is a manager there? One who can authorize this and buy the eggs from me? deli guy: yes TJIC: OK, see you in 10 minutes

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      4/ 10 minutes later: TJIC: here are eggs counter girl: ok, that's $12 please TJIC: no, I am SELLING these eggs counter girl: you are SELLING these eggs? TJIC: yes counter girl: to US? TJIC: yes counter girl: ... counter girl: ... counter girl: ...

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      5/ TJIC: why don't you get a manager? counter girl: ok manager: so...you want to SELL these eggs? to US? TJIC: yes manager: well, I don't ... to US? TJIC: I called 10 minutes ago and spoke to someone and he said that there was a manager who would buy the eggs

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      6/ manager: I'm a manager TJIC: yes. So I'd like to sell you the eggs. manager: I ...am I supposed to buy the eggs? TJIC: I called 10 minutes ago and spoke to someone and he said that there was a manager who would buy the eggs manager: oh, that was Bob. It's his first day

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      7/ TJIC: Excellent. So, anyway, I'd like to sell you these eggs. mgr: I don't know how much we buy eggs for. TJIC: normally when I sell them, you buy them for $1 less than you sell them for mgr: but I don't know how much we buy eggs for TJIC: how much do you sell them for?

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      8/ mgr: $3 TJIC: ok, great, then you buy them for $2 mgr: but I don't even think I can set these out for customers. Because of laws. We could buy them for the deli though. TJIC: ok, great. mgr: who do you normally speak to? TJIC: the lead manager, who's normally here

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

      9/ mgr: Ted? or Bill? TJIC: I don't know his name. mgr: Ted is tall, Bill is fat. TJIC: Ted, I guess. mgr: well, if you've sold your eggs to him before, you'd know his name TJIC: I'm 5 minutes into a conversation with you, and I don't know your name

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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

          10/ mgr: you don't need to know my name. TJIC: yes, exactly my point. So, anyway, I have 4 dozen eggs, at $2 each, that's $8 mgr: <leans forward, grabs eggs, slides them to his side of the counter> I can't pay you, and I can't give you a credit. You need to talk to a manager

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

          11/ TJIC: I agree. And that's why I called ahead and asked if there was a manager here who could buy eggs. And I was told "yes". mgr: yeah, it's his first day TJIC: I understand. So what I'm asking is, when I want to come back next time, and I call ahead, what should I ask?

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

          12/ mgr: just ask if a manager is here TJIC: no, I did exactly that, and it didn't work. So what I'm asking is WHAT SHOULD I ASK INSTEAD? mgr: just swing by and see if someone is here who can buy eggs. TJIC: <leans over, pulls eggs back> ok, thank you for your time.

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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

          13/ Cassandra was sent to the Elysian Fields after her death, because her soul was judged worthy due to her dedication to the gods.

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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

          14/ I'm guessing that the Elysian Fields are some aspie tier of the afterlife, where there are no normies.

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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 Oct 2020

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          15/ Maybe the true Elysian Fields is the neighbor-enemies we made along the way https://twitter.com/DeucianRevival/status/1318643802958188546 …

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