2/ wife: I have too many eggs TJIC: I will sell them for you! TJIC, to self: ...but 2 times out of 3 when I go to <nearest deli>, there's some charlie foxtrot where the manager isn't there, and no one knows how to buy them, or at what price TJIC: <dials phone>
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3/ TJIC: Hi, I want to come in and sell eggs to you. deli guy: great TJIC: is a manager there? One who can authorize this and buy the eggs from me? deli guy: yes TJIC: OK, see you in 10 minutes
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4/ 10 minutes later: TJIC: here are eggs counter girl: ok, that's $12 please TJIC: no, I am SELLING these eggs counter girl: you are SELLING these eggs? TJIC: yes counter girl: to US? TJIC: yes counter girl: ... counter girl: ... counter girl: ...
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5/ TJIC: why don't you get a manager? counter girl: ok manager: so...you want to SELL these eggs? to US? TJIC: yes manager: well, I don't ... to US? TJIC: I called 10 minutes ago and spoke to someone and he said that there was a manager who would buy the eggs
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6/ manager: I'm a manager TJIC: yes. So I'd like to sell you the eggs. manager: I ...am I supposed to buy the eggs? TJIC: I called 10 minutes ago and spoke to someone and he said that there was a manager who would buy the eggs manager: oh, that was Bob. It's his first day
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7/ TJIC: Excellent. So, anyway, I'd like to sell you these eggs. mgr: I don't know how much we buy eggs for. TJIC: normally when I sell them, you buy them for $1 less than you sell them for mgr: but I don't know how much we buy eggs for TJIC: how much do you sell them for?
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8/ mgr: $3 TJIC: ok, great, then you buy them for $2 mgr: but I don't even think I can set these out for customers. Because of laws. We could buy them for the deli though. TJIC: ok, great. mgr: who do you normally speak to? TJIC: the lead manager, who's normally here
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9/ mgr: Ted? or Bill? TJIC: I don't know his name. mgr: Ted is tall, Bill is fat. TJIC: Ted, I guess. mgr: well, if you've sold your eggs to him before, you'd know his name TJIC: I'm 5 minutes into a conversation with you, and I don't know your name
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10/ mgr: you don't need to know my name. TJIC: yes, exactly my point. So, anyway, I have 4 dozen eggs, at $2 each, that's $8 mgr: <leans forward, grabs eggs, slides them to his side of the counter> I can't pay you, and I can't give you a credit. You need to talk to a manager
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11/ TJIC: I agree. And that's why I called ahead and asked if there was a manager here who could buy eggs. And I was told "yes". mgr: yeah, it's his first day TJIC: I understand. So what I'm asking is, when I want to come back next time, and I call ahead, what should I ask?
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12/ mgr: just ask if a manager is here TJIC: no, I did exactly that, and it didn't work. So what I'm asking is WHAT SHOULD I ASK INSTEAD? mgr: just swing by and see if someone is here who can buy eggs. TJIC: <leans over, pulls eggs back> ok, thank you for your time.
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13/ Cassandra was sent to the Elysian Fields after her death, because her soul was judged worthy due to her dedication to the gods.
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14/ I'm guessing that the Elysian Fields are some aspie tier of the afterlife, where there are no normies.
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15/ Maybe the true Elysian Fields is the neighbor-enemies we made along the way https://twitter.com/DeucianRevival/status/1318643802958188546 …
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