9/ Also, I will NEVER shut upthttps://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?lang=en …
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20/ No, I think the average is 100? Or am I confused? Also, I already DID apologize to the man and his beard, so I'm not sure what else you want me to do. Not trying to upset people; just tell me how I should phrase the apology so we can all be frens https://twitter.com/JSalvagni/status/1318253359267196941 …
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21/ Again,
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22/ I would do this, but I don't like buses. Is there light rail I could take there instead? Just trying to resolve this misunderstanding; please helphttps://twitter.com/excelsior_sf/status/1318254155052457984 …
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23/ I'm sorry, that's a trade secret, and trade secrets, unlike patents, lose legal protection if I share information. https://twitter.com/ViraVola/status/1318254231464312834 …
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24/ What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Elite shit stirring school, and I've been involved in numerous secret trolls on Twitter and I have over 300 confirmed mockeries.https://twitter.com/PrimarchKaz/status/1318254736685043717 …
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25/ I already explained that I didn't mean to insult his beard; I thought it was just a personal beard when I Cracked Wise, and not a beard For the Benefit of the People. If you don't want an apology what exactly do you want?https://twitter.com/excelsior_sf/status/1318255203401879552 …
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26/ well, look, after the number of times I've apologized to that man's beard, I think I deserve SOMETHING seriously - don't you?https://twitter.com/excelsior_sf/status/1318255904295321600 …
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27/ sir, I see the thin orange line in your header image and I respect your service - I know it's not easy harvesting citrus fruit, especially what with Covid and everything going on right now, but still, that's no excuse to attack me or my Genitals https://twitter.com/Populousvote/status/1318256594455592961 …
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28/ I don't know what that is. Are you from San Francisco? is this some sex thing? can you explain it to me?https://twitter.com/excelsior_sf/status/1318256843446046721 …
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29/ I think it's spelled "hoarse"? When your throat hurts, yes?https://twitter.com/excelsior_sf/status/1318257236007944200 …
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30/ Thank you, sir, I'm glad that we're finally reaching common ground.https://twitter.com/excelsior_sf/status/1318257640288387072 …
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31/ Still kinda mystifiedhttps://twitter.com/OddlyTallHobbit/status/1318258741016494080 …
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32/ not sure that any of them realize yet !https://twitter.com/bhg70/status/1318258798054821888 …
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33/ poat roast, the king of meats!https://twitter.com/Jajngn/status/1318258864941277185 …
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Now I’ll go roast a poast.