2/ Circe the witch bathes and dresses Osysseus, then says "come to my bed". But Osysseus says "no, I can't remotely trust you - you're an evil witch and your turned my men into pigs". So Circe says "I give you my oath it's cool" ...at which point Odysseus hops in sack w her
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3/ DUUUUUUUUUUDE Bitch be crazy, mad, bad, and dangerous to know. And you KNOW THIS. But then this crazy woman said "trust me", and you're like "ok, solid argument, I am <forearms and fist move> * IN *".
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4/ So then Odysseus heads back to the boats, where the other half of his men are and says "come up to Circe's house; we're having a party". And one dude raises a reasonable objection: "dude, she's a witch, and she turned everyone into pigs". What does Odysseus do?
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5/ REACHES FOR HIS SWORD, TO STRIKE THE HEAD OFF OF THIS GUY, his friend, relative, and brother-at-arms. CAUSE THAT'S AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE (!!!)
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6/ This whole thing could really play out in the dirt parking lot of an Alabama honky tonk at 1am.
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7/ "Hey, I know this chick who can hook us up with some meth ... also, she puts out" is that safe? "OF COURSE IT IS, MAN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!? <draws pistol>" same energy.
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8/ All men are pigs. Some (like, Odysseus' crew) more than others. https://twitter.com/vr_jestocost/status/1317907684960702464 …
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The Iliad amounts to “1001 ways to die”.
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I appreciated the Iliad as a work of art but I'd be lying if I said I *understand* it.
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