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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      How much f'in disaster and stench can four people leave in a period of fourteen hours? And why? Why is there half eaten steak scattered around at five different locations? Why do you ash on the rug?pic.twitter.com/DiMduxgHDO

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    2. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      Why is there about two pounds of unopened Save-a-lot steak shoved into the bathroom trash can? What the fk is this mysterious ichor on the sheets?

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    3. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      Why is there minestrone soup in the flatware organizer?

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    4. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      In a sense, I feel bad for these guys, with their Newports and failed pick-3 lotto tickets and cookies left in the desk drawer. Don't get me wrong, I can't say what I'd gladly do to them, but it rhymes with "nut their stoats," but nonetheless, imagine being them, poor bastards.

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    5. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      "You'd do what now?"pic.twitter.com/y86xLndIDv

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    6. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      Wooof, I'd been noticing the deadbolt wasn't locking right, looks to me like they slammed the door with the bolt extended and mashed the whole strike plate out of place. I think I need to replace the plate, and probably dowel and redrill the screw holes.

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    7. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      Second round of alternating vaccuming, wiping down, and fumigating with ozone. I hope this gets the cigarette odor out, I've never had it be this resistant -_-

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    8. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020

      Very unclear what happened here. I went to wipe off some cigarette ash I just found, and a bunch of blistered varnish came off the desktop. Cigarette left sitting on the desk and heat-damaged the varnish, maybe?pic.twitter.com/gxubUh9VN1

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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Oct 2020
      Replying to @kendrictonn

      alcohol dissolves shellac

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    10. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP

      Ahh, yeah, that's probably the most likely thing here.

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 9 Oct 2020
      Replying to @kendrictonn

      smooth it with a brush and walk away - should dry to 90% as good as new if it's already !@#-ed up, you can buy shellac flakes, melt in pure alcohol, and brush on

      12:32 PM - 9 Oct 2020
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        2. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP

          I've got some around, actually, I've generally used shellac for most of the woodwork. And thankfully, it's a yard sale desk, though a nice little piece.

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        3. Kendric Tonn‏ @kendrictonn 9 Oct 2020
          Replying to @kendrictonn @MorlockP

          I'm pretty sure your diagnosis must be correct, that sure looks like a puddle shape.

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