2/ "tipped the ash from his cigarette into the fire" LOL Watch some guys smoking outdoors. No one every prissily and carefully makes sure that their cigarette ash lands carefully in the fire This is imagined by someone who's never spent time outdoors https://twitter.com/mardirooster/status/1308070622329745412 …
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Woe be unto him who punctuates such pastiche work.
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"hm, how can i regurgitate the writing of someone else and still profit off of it"
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you talk a lot about money and book sales for a guy jsut trying to share his opinions on art
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I'm no prose connoisseur, but this is laughably bad. Strip out big words and feels about second grade reading level.
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Tapping away at the keyboard, the old man nods in approval. He was young once, but squandered his years seeking his death in the murk of the collective charnel house named Amazon. My years have names, says the young-then-old man, and they are catalogued in my Purchase History.
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The chanting over the afternoon of his existence bearing down on him as he inhaled hard into parched lungs and took aim at the luffing yellow blue flame dancing on the twisted wax protrusion and lo he blew. Made a wish? Yeah.
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The stars chittered and gibbered and waxed and waned like the moon and my mind chittered and gibberred and waxed and waned like the stars like the moon. I spoke Twould that ai could I said. He drew in cigarette smoke like the fire of hell is drawn into the spout which shits evil.
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He shit a mouthful of smoke into the world twould that it twere as thee twould have it be. But I was not satisfied with such banality. Twere twould troth trying tyme truly. More evil rolled from the chasm of his throat. Truly. Truly. Twould that it twere.
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