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In the future archaeologists, unable to understand the thought process that lead to "recycling" plastic, will conclude that it served a religious function as an offering to the cthonic deities.
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If there's a Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on it, they can't claim that no one knew (or that they knew).
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I don’t feel like recycling while our officials let my city burn. Maybe just me.
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The whole point with any sort of fashion is to change it randomly to make it clear who isn’t keeping up. Plastic recycling is so last year.
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Doesn't _feel_ right.
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