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Texas isn’t a country, it’s the southernmost region of New Hampshire.
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When the power goes out, the smoker still works.
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and me, with my passport all expired and shit
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Besides, the only thing that keeps Texas from falling out of the Union (well, we used to say that keeps us from falling into the Gulf Of Mexico) is that Oklahoma sucks.
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