Last day at the lake. Packing up and heading out by noon. Our plans were flexible, so I wasn't sure just how long we'd be staying when I picked up groceries. Which means this morning I'm cooking All The Bacon for breakfast.
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Replying to @random_eddie
Wait - are there occasions when one *doesn't* cook All The Bacon?
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Replying to @mr_archenemy @random_eddie
I remember how you used to give me your daily update "woke up, cooked like a pound of !@#-ing bacon, pushed the lad's stroller down the block..." and only later did I realize that "a pound of !@#-ing bacon" wasn't a generic superlative, but was a QUITE SURPRISINGLY PRECISE fact
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