mom telling me about weird jobs she's had
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when she was 19 she wanted to be a massage therapist saw a posting for a job "on-the-job training!" mom: "I don't know, I was young, it seemed legitimate."
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"I went to the interview and it was at a house. thought that was kind of weird."
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"I get in there and she starts talking about how g-strings were appropriate attire, and how she had people undercover posing as clients to make sure 'the girls' aren't doing anything too inappropriate. I didn't know what to say!"
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"I told her, 'um, my dad's a pastor.' and she goes 'oh, that's fine, we have a lot of pastors as clients!'"
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*beat* "there was also the chicken factory."
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"I was supposed to be doing the books and they put me on the line, candling eggs! never quit a job faster in my life. one day. I was gone."
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Oh my god I just realized I didn't clarify that my mother did not take the weird massage job
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I assumed not, but I also noted when I read the thread that you left that hanging. In fact, you sorta accidentally implied the opposite "...and another JOB..."
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