3/ - consumer grade bullshit aimed at f***ing weekend "handymen" who are too f***ing lazy to do a job right. It's the clip-on tie / powdered instant coffee / roll on shoe polish / whiskey-mixed-with-fruit-juice in a can of woodworking finishes, aimed at people who
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4/ can't be f***ing bothered to do a job right and too oblivious via Dunning Kreuger to know when their laziness has given birth to a disgusting abomination. I'm trying to not do anything rash.
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5/ <deep breaths> My current plan is to carry them to the third floor, wait a few weeks or maybe a few months, so that the thick sludgy oil fully polymerizes, and then hit the glossy spots with some fine grit sandpaper to knock the gloss back.
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6/ The common people are disgusting, and both running water / indoor toilets, and wood finishes are too good for them. Let them all die of cholera and unfinished wood. cc
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7/ OK, I calmed the F down and put on my problem solving hat. "There's too much Danish oil pooled up and tacky" what dissolves Danish oil? "mineral spirits" ok, Other TJIC, so ... "I will wipe it down with mineral spirits" and...? "and scrub the surface with a 3M green pad good
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8/ before (pay attention to top of nearest shelf only)pic.twitter.com/UNsKlwmIiT
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9/ after (again, look only at top of nearest shelf)pic.twitter.com/IIaWwPWnNs
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10/ These pics are taken in the absolute worst / most unforgiving light: a low, raking angle. If the "after" picture looks like a B or B+ in this light ... it's all gonna be OK. Went and did the other 4 shelves as well. Balance has been restored.
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TY!
Purchased, not made by me, sadly.
Very nice present from @LibertyFarmNH
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