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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

      1/ Checked out the book cases this morning, and I am f***ing LIVID. That f***ing syphillitic bulls*** ass f***ing s*** cock Danish oil apparently wicked into cracks, I removed the excess on the surface, then the cracks and/or milk paint bled out MORE excess danish oil later,

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

      2/ which pooled on some surfaces, forming tacky / glossy irregular patches. I'm trying to contain my rage and not just throw these f***ing bookshelves on a bonfire, but I am BEYOND IRATE. This s*** is sold as "one step", and that's the f***ing root of the horror

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

      3/ - consumer grade bullshit aimed at f***ing weekend "handymen" who are too f***ing lazy to do a job right. It's the clip-on tie / powdered instant coffee / roll on shoe polish / whiskey-mixed-with-fruit-juice in a can of woodworking finishes, aimed at people who

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

      4/ can't be f***ing bothered to do a job right and too oblivious via Dunning Kreuger to know when their laziness has given birth to a disgusting abomination. I'm trying to not do anything rash.

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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

          5/ <deep breaths> My current plan is to carry them to the third floor, wait a few weeks or maybe a few months, so that the thick sludgy oil fully polymerizes, and then hit the glossy spots with some fine grit sandpaper to knock the gloss back.

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

          6/ The common people are disgusting, and both running water / indoor toilets, and wood finishes are too good for them. Let them all die of cholera and unfinished wood. cc @hradzka

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        4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

          7/ OK, I calmed the F down and put on my problem solving hat. "There's too much Danish oil pooled up and tacky" what dissolves Danish oil? "mineral spirits" ok, Other TJIC, so ... "I will wipe it down with mineral spirits" and...? "and scrub the surface with a 3M green pad good

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        5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

          8/ before (pay attention to top of nearest shelf only)pic.twitter.com/UNsKlwmIiT

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        6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

          9/ after (again, look only at top of nearest shelf)pic.twitter.com/IIaWwPWnNs

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        7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 25 Jun 2020

          10/ These pics are taken in the absolute worst / most unforgiving light: a low, raking angle. If the "after" picture looks like a B or B+ in this light ... it's all gonna be OK. Went and did the other 4 shelves as well. Balance has been restored.

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        8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jun 2020

          11/ Morlock Brandpic.twitter.com/6xIZuOq9b6

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        9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 26 Jun 2020

          12/ Installed.pic.twitter.com/qpGzmJb7IU

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