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I noticed you did not dispute the schizo part ;). But in all seriousness, do we know any legit monarchists? Surely there must be one.
I assumed it was Battle Beagle, because while your avatar is a dog, you don't actually LARP as a dog.
@SaucercrabZero is my favorite anarchist garbageman. And his bona fides are in his bio. Who could doubt him? 
I read it as either you or @HarmlessYardDog
Both of y'all were pretty on point with the 'Rona
Anonymous garbageman? Well, for that there is only one true Appalac... I mean, Anonymous garbageman
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