Forces have conspired to give me more kids than I can actually handle. 1st kid: didn’t walk until 17 months, never went in the trash. 2nd: walked around age 1 and started eating out of the trash but I was already pregnant w/3 before I realized she was such a maniac
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Kid 3 just went in the trash before his 1st birthday. I’m not making this mistake again.
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This is the worst middle kid trash incident: We tried some Impossible Brats on a whim Kid 1 chewed a bite then spat it in trash Kid 2 retrieved the pre-chewed bite and ate it
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