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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 17 May 2020

      me: Hi, Lowes, I paid for 2.5 gallon containers of kerosene, but what you delivered was 1 gallon containers Lowes: ok, bring those in and - me: no, I am not going to bring them in. I paid for delivery SO THAT I do not have to come in. <sigh>

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 17 May 2020

      2/ This is on top of the fubar delivery yesterday. Some non native English speaker calls me from the truck him: this is Lowes where are you? me: I'm in my house. Where are YOU? him: ah...donde trabaj blah blah blah... me: hello? him: yes, where are you?

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 17 May 2020

      3/ 10 minutes later: me: ok, I see your truck through my window. him: no me: yes. Look to your left. Do you see a huge ugly brown metal barn? him: no me: yes, you do. Look to your left. him: you come out to street? so I walk out to the truck and glare at him

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 17 May 2020

      4/ @lowes order # 417781282 included three of item # 638209 (2.5 gallons each) but the delivery was of three 1 gallon Your Concord NH location put me on hold and never picked up. No one answering 1-800-445-6937

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 17 May 2020

      5/ on the phone with @lowes Concord NH location for the second time. Keep getting put on hold because Nick is trying to find Iain. going on 50 minutes now

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    6. Eddie, Son of Richard‏ @random_eddie 18 May 2020
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      Really pulling for Nick here Go, Nick You can do it I believe in you

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 May 2020
      Replying to @random_eddie @Lowes

      Nick asked me at one point "do you want me to page Iain again?" I responded "I have no opinion on the matter, because I don't know how your store works. What I WANT is for my issue to be resolved. Please do whatever you think best." Wife proclaimed this "a perfect sperg answer"

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        1. Dedicating Ruckus‏ @ded_ruckus 18 May 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @random_eddie @Lowes

          smh at people who think quizzing you on internal implementation details of their APIs is a helpful contribution

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