1/ me: <google> https://grognor.blogspot.com/2016/12/umeshism.html … "If you've never been arrested, you're not doing enough interesting things," or "If you've never broken a bone, you're not doing enough dangerous physical activity,"https://twitter.com/ByrneHobart/status/1260276263098482690 …
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2/ this is relevant to an email convo I'm having w an acquaintance who is, among other things, arguing that my approach to life is inferior to his because I've been raided by the cops, have a comparatively low net worth, etc. and ... I don't agree with that framing.
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3/ raided twice, but never convicted rolling your tractor, but always having the seatbelt on broke some foot bones, but walked it off bc you're not a pussy ...that seems like the sweet spot to me. High narrative value. (brb, going to roll the tractor)
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Replying to @MorlockP
This reads like vindication for a mutual friend. The string come-along is vindicated!
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If you can keep drive 120 when all about you Are freaking and blaming you; If you can drive a tractor with strings And, being drunk, drive it anyway If you can jetski—and not make jetski your master; Yours is the farm, and everything on it And you’ll be a Boer, my son!
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