1/ me: <google> https://grognor.blogspot.com/2016/12/umeshism.html … "If you've never been arrested, you're not doing enough interesting things," or "If you've never broken a bone, you're not doing enough dangerous physical activity,"https://twitter.com/ByrneHobart/status/1260276263098482690 …
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2/ this is relevant to an email convo I'm having w an acquaintance who is, among other things, arguing that my approach to life is inferior to his because I've been raided by the cops, have a comparatively low net worth, etc. and ... I don't agree with that framing.
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3/ raided twice, but never convicted rolling your tractor, but always having the seatbelt on broke some foot bones, but walked it off bc you're not a pussy ...that seems like the sweet spot to me. High narrative value. (brb, going to roll the tractor)
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4/ TLDR: I'd rather be in a club with former Marine enlisted than in one with bugmen who have a perfect attendance record from Karen the homeroom teacher. https://twitter.com/bdunbar/status/1260278245381091328 …
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5/ yeah, same I was blacksmithing at forge 3, and the guy at forge 4 was an EMT and I was telling him about my sprained ankle, and how it hurt, and how the entire foot was purple / black from toes to ankle and he said "that's not a sprain > https://twitter.com/TXGravel/status/1260279156081860612 …
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6/ ...that's a broken metatarsal, and the ragged ends of the bones have sliced some veins and the black/purple is the blood polling in tissue" and, basically, bones heal so /shrug
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7/ NOT YET which is why I'm saying that I'm obviously not farming hard enough !https://twitter.com/ngvrnd/status/1260279933605154816 …
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8/ OTOH the jeans that I'm wearing have a big slash across the knee, from a chainsaw, but no blood stains, so my logging game is ON POINT (srs, tho, the day that happened was the day I started wearing my safety chaps religiously)
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11/ yeah, I'm being insoucient about it, but that was a true REEEEE moment, and - like I said - I wear the chaps ALL the time now. https://twitter.com/mshpitsoccermom/status/1260281506389471232 …
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