Two minutes ago an Internet Tough Guy™ demanded my street address via DM, presumable so that he could show up and kick my ass. I, of course, gave it to him. At which point he called me an "all talk Yankee faggot". It'll be interesting to see if he does anything more than talk
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2/ I think the theory here was that by demanding my street address he was going to cow me, and then - when I refused to give it to him, he'd have won the battle. I would be in the "inherently contradictory" position of criticizing a bad author but being afraid of his friend.
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3/ And then he could crow, having counted coup. I imagine that me responding with my street address 10 seconds after he asked kind of threw him off the script ...because he went ahead and used the next line of his script for where I *DON'T* respond with "all talk Yankk faggot"
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4/ And, having called me "all talk", I reminded him that he has my address. To which he responded "I know". So ... LOL. I'm new to this tough guy posturing game. How long with no action on his part until I can call him "all talk faggot"?
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5/ HOLY COW, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. The request for my address was - and I swear on a bible I am not making this up - accompanied by a shirtless selfie. MAYBE HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME?!?!https://twitter.com/Ruffin_Shot/status/1256699588410511360 …
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6/ Anyway, this has been my day: * unload 1,000 lbs of grain * rewire heat lamps for ducks * mow 1 acre of lawn * drop a few trees and cart off waste * rip up old pipe * schedule a fistfight and/or make out session w shirtless southron rancher dude How's YOUR day going, frens?
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* fixed the weird surging issue with my mower * mowed and weed-eated * planted more squash and cucumbers * mulched raspberries * inventoried my emergency rations * gathered nasty swale water for water filter testing
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