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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Ed Ruffin

      5/ HOLY COW, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. The request for my address was - and I swear on a bible I am not making this up - accompanied by a shirtless selfie. MAYBE HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME?!?!https://twitter.com/Ruffin_Shot/status/1256699588410511360 …

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      Ed Ruffin @Ruffin_Shot
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      Maybe he's going to send flowers?
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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      6/ Anyway, this has been my day: * unload 1,000 lbs of grain * rewire heat lamps for ducks * mow 1 acre of lawn * drop a few trees and cart off waste * rip up old pipe * schedule a fistfight and/or make out session w shirtless southron rancher dude How's YOUR day going, frens?

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

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      7/ I confess, friends, I did look at gay porn once. True story. Let me relate ... https://twitter.com/RhodieRodden/status/1256701035630014467 …

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      8/ I reload my own ammunition. I have a Dillon brand rotary reloading press (two, actually, for reasons). I needed to read the manual, or buy a part, or something. Dillon reloading press, right? So I type http://dillonpress.com  into the browser

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      9/ But it turns out that the Dillon reloading press is made by http://dillonprecision.com  Dillon Press, though, is the stage name of a guy with taut abs, a barbed wire tattoo, and who ... ahem ... charges by the hour. BACK BACK BACK

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

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      10/ Yeah, a couple of people have pointed this out. Fingers crossed. https://twitter.com/enginoire1/status/1256702809715740672 …

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      11/ anyway, how long with no action - according to Internet Tough Guy™ social norms - until he is presumed to be an "all talk southron faggot" ?

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Roman McClay

      12/https://twitter.com/roman_mcclay/status/1256704650633502721 …

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      Roman McClay @roman_mcclay
      Replying to @MorlockP
      It will be 30-45 days. See you then. Fuckface
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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted brettjackson.eth

      13/ Because there is a tremendously bad author who not only writes very very bad books that sell almost no copies, but also sells on book on how to write great and fast like him, and I criticized it, and @roman_mcclay is mad that I didn't CC the guyhttps://twitter.com/brett_jackson/status/1256705673267740679 …

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      brettjackson.eth @brett_jackson
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      Why was he upset?
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    10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      14/ and also, I'm an effete faggot yankee, except, ok, maybe I do farm as a hobby, but farming isn't tough and rugged like herding is, and as further evidence that he's tough and I'm not, he's taking shirtless selfies and posting them online, I think ?

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 2 May 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Roman McClay

      15/ See you in 45 days, Romanhttps://twitter.com/roman_mcclay/status/1256706698561097728 …

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      Roman McClay @roman_mcclay
      Replying to @MorlockP
      You know you can’t beat me physically. You KNOW it. So keep talking, fat man.
      3:07 PM - 2 May 2020
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        1. Roman McClay‏ @roman_mcclay 2 May 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP

          Deal. 🤝

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        2. Snake‏ @tigerboy74u 2 May 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @roman_mcclay

          I feel like this cat publicly stating his intent to assault someone and commit trespass from his public facing work account might be a legally bad idea on his end if he was dumb enough to actually do anything But I guess I’m not cool or tough like him smh

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        3. Roman McClay‏ @roman_mcclay 2 May 2020
          Replying to @tigerboy74u @MorlockP

          Ah, you think I’m pragmatic

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        1. Warmest Regards‏ @Spivonomist 2 May 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @roman_mcclay

          That leaves enough time to select a code duello. I would assume Southern rules apply, though I would recommend you both consider Marquess of Queensbury. In addition to selecting a trusted Second, please also consider enlisting a photographer/videographer.

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        1. 0xWinger‏ @0xWinger 2 May 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @roman_mcclay

          The Office already did this episode 😂 - Dwight: Good. So what weapon? Andy: My bare hands. Dwight: That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands. Andy: Then I'll get something too.

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        2. Soterson‏ @IamSoterson 2 May 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @roman_mcclay

          Sounds like young dude type of talk.

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        2. Roman McClay‏ @roman_mcclay 2 May 2020
          Replying to @kylorenly @MorlockP

          Correct

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        1. Dan Paddock‏ @UndeadDan 2 May 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP @roman_mcclay

          Fingers crossed!pic.twitter.com/Mv7HNCjs55

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