Two minutes ago an Internet Tough Guy™ demanded my street address via DM, presumable so that he could show up and kick my ass. I, of course, gave it to him. At which point he called me an "all talk Yankee faggot". It'll be interesting to see if he does anything more than talk
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3/ And then he could crow, having counted coup. I imagine that me responding with my street address 10 seconds after he asked kind of threw him off the script ...because he went ahead and used the next line of his script for where I *DON'T* respond with "all talk Yankk faggot"
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4/ And, having called me "all talk", I reminded him that he has my address. To which he responded "I know". So ... LOL. I'm new to this tough guy posturing game. How long with no action on his part until I can call him "all talk faggot"?
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5/ HOLY COW, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. The request for my address was - and I swear on a bible I am not making this up - accompanied by a shirtless selfie. MAYBE HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME?!?!https://twitter.com/Ruffin_Shot/status/1256699588410511360 …
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6/ Anyway, this has been my day: * unload 1,000 lbs of grain * rewire heat lamps for ducks * mow 1 acre of lawn * drop a few trees and cart off waste * rip up old pipe * schedule a fistfight and/or make out session w shirtless southron rancher dude How's YOUR day going, frens?
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7/ I confess, friends, I did look at gay porn once. True story. Let me relate ... https://twitter.com/RhodieRodden/status/1256701035630014467 …
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8/ I reload my own ammunition. I have a Dillon brand rotary reloading press (two, actually, for reasons). I needed to read the manual, or buy a part, or something. Dillon reloading press, right? So I type http://dillonpress.com into the browser
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9/ But it turns out that the Dillon reloading press is made by http://dillonprecision.com Dillon Press, though, is the stage name of a guy with taut abs, a barbed wire tattoo, and who ... ahem ... charges by the hour. BACK BACK BACK
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10/ Yeah, a couple of people have pointed this out. Fingers crossed. https://twitter.com/enginoire1/status/1256702809715740672 …
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11/ anyway, how long with no action - according to Internet Tough Guy™ social norms - until he is presumed to be an "all talk southron faggot" ?
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13/ Because there is a tremendously bad author who not only writes very very bad books that sell almost no copies, but also sells on book on how to write great and fast like him, and I criticized it, and
@roman_mcclay is mad that I didn't CC the guyhttps://twitter.com/brett_jackson/status/1256705673267740679 …Show this thread -
14/ and also, I'm an effete faggot yankee, except, ok, maybe I do farm as a hobby, but farming isn't tough and rugged like herding is, and as further evidence that he's tough and I'm not, he's taking shirtless selfies and posting them online, I think ?
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15/ See you in 45 days, Romanhttps://twitter.com/roman_mcclay/status/1256706698561097728 …
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