1/ so, I've had this plan since around the time that we moved to the farm 6 1/2 years ago, that someday I'm going to build a stone bridge over a small (very small) semi-stream that separates two fields mostly for lulz / so I can say that I built a stone bridge
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2/ might even make it a covered bridge, for extra LARPing points HOWEVER, I've got a new spin on it recently you know how the British had "follies" in their gardens? Like, carefully constructed "old" "ruins" ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folly#Follies_in_18th-century_French_and_English_gardens …
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3/ so the twist is that I'm going to hand carve a cornerstone with the date well, not "the" date "a" date like, maybe 1823 or something then I'll do the trick w finding some moss, blending in the kitchen blender w yogurt, and then painting it on to the stonework
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4/ me, to the lawyer of the person I eventually sell the farm to, 4 years after closing "dude, it WAS built in 1823. But I never said AD. I count from when Emperor Septimius Severus defeated Clodius Albinus, so BTFO"
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5/ on the one hand, this is an excellent idea https://twitter.com/stucknLAwzmbies/status/1254890568284504064 …
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6/ on the other I don't need no bench, you punk ass bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BFSLPjUCUU …
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