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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Sara Danner Dukic

      1/ this is a great idea I'd love to be conscripted into involuntary servitude (13th amendment be damned) where I could really make a difference and by "make a difference", what I mean is >>>https://twitter.com/saradannerdukic/status/1239763443005173760 …

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs added,

      Sara Danner Dukic @saradannerdukic
      When this is over, we need to seriously examine the idea of a year of national service. Imagine if, in a crisis such as this, we had a large cohort of engaged adults who all know how our government functions, and its impact on citizens.
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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      2/ following the 1944 OSS / CIA sabotage manual aimed at anti-fascists in occupied Europe https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2012-featured-story-archive/CleanedUOSSSimpleSabotage_sm.pdf …

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      3/ To lower morale and production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      4/ Work slowly. Think of ways to increase the number of movements needed to do your job: use a light hammer instead of a heavy one; try to make a small wrench do instead of a big one.

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      5/ When possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and consideration." Attempt to make the committees as large and bureaucratic as possible. Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      6/ At office, hotel and local telephone switchboards, delay putting calls through, give out wrong numbers, cut people off “accidentally,” or forget to disconnect them so that the line cannot be used again.

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      7/ Make train travel as inconvenient as possible for enemy personnel. Issue two tickets for the same seat on a train in order to set up an “interesting” argument.

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      8/ Not to mention physical sabotage! Gosh, if I were made a government slave, there's ALL SORTS OF STUFF I could do to government property. Oil drain plugs could "work themselves loose", copiers could get jammed with adhesive stickers, 110 V equipment could get 220 V power ...

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

      9/ ...but probably the most fun that I, a software engineer with 25 years of experience, could have "working" for the federal government is in the IT realm. yes, please do create mandatory government "service"; it'd be great to be a slave.

      7:31 AM - 18 Mar 2020
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        2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Craig

          10/https://twitter.com/csmjr91090/status/1240286374705553408 …

          ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs added,

          Craig @csmjr91090
          Replying to @MorlockP
          Getting paid by the government to BTSTTFG. This is The Way.
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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 18 Mar 2020

          11/pic.twitter.com/NPDljUEozJ

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        1. Craig‏ @csmjr91090 18 Mar 2020
          Replying to @MorlockP

          Getting paid by the government to BTSTTFG. This is The Way.

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