1/ me: mom, dad, I really really really don't think you should take that cruise in 2 months folks: lol, it's just the flu me: well, at the VERY least, maybe quarantine yourselves? folks: yeah, don't worry, we've stopped shaking hands me: whew!
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2/ folks: yep, for instance, when we were at the fire pit gathering with all 500 other people from our senior condo complex last night, I yelled at the woman who always hugs and kisses me on both cheeks. me: ... me: ... me: F
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3/ also - and, friends, I shit you not about this - the cruise they don't want to cancel is to Vietnam and Japan ...and, again, I swear on a Bible this is true - this is either just before or just after their planned vacation to Italy
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5/ To clarify, yes, they're both in their 70s. "It's just a flu" That's what all the normies on NormieTV keep telling them. Only upside is that they're both in good pulmonary shape for their ages & have money. Even if the CFR is 8% for their age group, maybe 4% for them?
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Actually, NormieTV is in full hair-on-fire "PANIC JEEZUS KRIST SOMEONE DIED!11eleven" mode. Your parents have probably mentally tuned out the noise.
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