friend: would you read my novel?
me : ahhh...
friend: PLEASE?
me: ok
friend: great. Now you have to install a new app on your phone because the formatting is non conventional and -
me: 
why what's hard? why it's hard for them to not require it? or why it's hard for me to !@# around with infrastructure?
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