Who got the towel?
Would it take more than one wash cycle to make it usable?
#HeavyBleach
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Watch the whole video and the answer will be clear by the end. Bet the women there have zero children between them.
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Beach towels are not a renewable resource.
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The people who decided to take the beach towel out of the snake are refugees from a future overrun with hyper-intelligent ophidian monsters. They've come back in time to allow stupid snakes to survive and keep breeding to prevent them from ever growing smart enough to take over?
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Must have been a damned important beach towel.
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no to mention what ever happened to survival of the fittest? now it's likely that snake will reproduce more towel eaters.
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Maybe, but then some vet wouldn't have an excuse to play with his fancy toys.
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Agree, this is absurd.
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I'd bet this is some dumbass's pet.
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Whereupon the towel asked the veterinary staff if they wanted to get high.pic.twitter.com/MCUsuqJuLL
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Aren't snakes a renewable resource, tho?
Like, wouldn't it be faster to just humanely kill this one and let the infinite reproductive capacity of other scaly things fill the void?