shit, I'm not married and kings seem small to me.
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Upgraded from Queen size to King which felt HUGE for a while, then somehow GF and (small!) dogs manage to conquer the majority of the territory for their own use, leaving me with my small, hotly contested coastal region.
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Before wife > before kid 1 > before kid 2
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