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silicon age tulpa Retweeted ᓚᘏᗢ
silicon age tulpa added,
can't want to see what kind of basket you get to drive your crow around town in "why you carrying a crow in a basket?" he doesn't walk "but he CAN walk, right?" oh, of course "but ..." but he's a real dick about it!
i didn't carry him around in a basket, i DROVE him around in a basket! ...though i guess i did leave him in the basket when carrying it out of the car and into the office.
> i didn't carry him around in a basket, i DROVE him around in a basket! also, dude, as you love to say "NO ONE EVER READS THE EMAIL" read what I wrote: "can't want to see what kind of basket you get to drive your crow around town in"
LOLLLLLL totally missed it, but saw the "carry". I'll carry my crow under my arm like a normal person!
I thought normal people wore their crows on one shoulder? you: WHAT THE !@# DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT NORMAL PEOPLE!?!?! <proceeds to tuck crow inside shirt, near back of neck>
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