this....actually isn't the worst idea for a very-rapid-cycle airlock (assuming you don't mind losing SOME air with each cycle)https://twitter.com/TheSpaceshipper/status/1221941214439727110 …
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sliding seals are pretty well developed for rotary engines, etc.