ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Michael Batnick
tfw you buy index funds with your banana moneyhttps://twitter.com/michaelbatnick/status/1214596755922309120 …
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Michael BatnickVerified account @michaelbatnick
Where to invest:
$1- Scratch-off ticket
$10- Cocktail
$100- Good meal
$1,000- Weed Stocks
$10,000- Bitcoin
$100,000- Banana on wall
$1,000,000- 60/40
$10,000,000- Hedge funds
$100,000,000- NYC Penthouse
$1,000,000,000- Sports team
$10,000,000,000- Election
$100,000,000,000- Mars
11:35 AM - 7 Jan 2020
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