I walk into a barber shop. I quickly count. Two barbers, five people seated in waiting area. "Hey, about how long is the wait?" Barber turns, counts, speaks "There's two barbers, and five people waiting." "Yep. So how long is the wait?"
-
Show this thread
-
2/ Call me crazy, but I was operating under the assumption that a barber - who works in THIS PARTICULAR BARBER SHOP - might know if haircuts take more like 10 minutes or more like 30 minutes each, with a better degree of accuracy and confidence than a software engineer might.
6 replies 0 retweets 18 likesShow this thread -
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Shea Levy
3/ normie genocide when ?https://twitter.com/shlevy/status/1213222542896517121 …
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs added,
Shea Levy @shlevyReplying to @MorlockPBack when he needed a high chair, I got separate "what a clueless moron" eye-rolls for both including and not including my son in seat counts for restaurant reservations. Then I switched to specifying "X adults and one kid in a high chair" and got told "so, X+1 then" snarkily.1 reply 0 retweets 15 likesShow this thread -
4/ so, anyway, guy finally admits it will be a 1 hr wait, so I bail, go home, lift, then take out my old ROTC hair clippers and give myself a buzz cut who's laughing now? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgfQusfqMDM …
7 replies 0 retweets 19 likesShow this thread -
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted J.A. Sutherland SciFi Books
5/ I've mostly been cutting my own hair since I moved to the farm [ haircut (f) ] but then one of the clipper guards broke, so I started going out. This has been a mistake bc heavily tattoo-ed normies with loud CNN opinions "making conversation".https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1213223257266147328 …
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs added,
8 replies 0 retweets 15 likesShow this thread -
6/ anyway, clearly the correct solution is new clipper guards
4 replies 0 retweets 18 likesShow this thread -
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Gerad Tod
7/ good sociological explanation however, I hate people, so I left, and am quite happy with that decisionhttps://twitter.com/gerad_tod/status/1213225721193041920 …
ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs added,
5 replies 0 retweets 19 likesShow this thread -
Replying to @MorlockP
Would have been awesome if the barber had handed you a straight razor and said, "That's up to you."
2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
