I walk into a barber shop. I quickly count. Two barbers, five people seated in waiting area. "Hey, about how long is the wait?" Barber turns, counts, speaks "There's two barbers, and five people waiting." "Yep. So how long is the wait?"
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5/ I've mostly been cutting my own hair since I moved to the farm [ haircut (f) ] but then one of the clipper guards broke, so I started going out. This has been a mistake bc heavily tattoo-ed normies with loud CNN opinions "making conversation".https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1213223257266147328 …
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6/ anyway, clearly the correct solution is new clipper guards
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7/ good sociological explanation however, I hate people, so I left, and am quite happy with that decisionhttps://twitter.com/gerad_tod/status/1213225721193041920 …
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I just stopped getting it cut.
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How does a haircut take 30 minutes? You must have walked into a beard-oil dispensary, not a barber shop...
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Before I finally started shaving off entirely (after seeing
@EdMorrissey looked better bald than w/ short hair gave me the confidence to follow suit) I'd use a beard trimmer set on one of the longer settings to cut my hair to about 1 cm. Haven't paid for a haircut in decades. -
Happy new year, Monster! Great to see ya!
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so ... you, then, I guess ? :P
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