10/ you also have 500 lbs - JUST 500 lbs - of 2020 "limited reserve". No, sorry, we don't sell it. But ... you know ... if you've been a consistent customer, we'll slip you a pound for free. There's a great VINwiki video on how to get access to super rare sports cars.
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11/ bc every year the big car companies do ultra limited editions, just 10 or 20 or 50 cars. They sell for more ... but the REAL profit is that to get one of these, you buy a dozen cars, you attend all of their driving camps, etc. Do the same with your 2020 paprika smoke bacon
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12/ You send your best customers a pound each, for free. They eat it and love it ... and then they tell their friends. "Sorry but I didn't save any for you. It was THAT good." Now their friends sign up for the "2 lb of bacon/month" club that you've got on your website.
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13/ You upsell these customers on a Christmas ham. Only making 100 this year. Sorry, ONLY ONE PER CUSTOMER.
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14/ You're doing two things: (a) creating a brand (b) RESTRICTING supply both of those make you EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of lean pork futures. Look at craft beer manufacturers. Limited time, seasonal brews. Brewery tours. Etc.
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Be Tom Sawyer with a fence that needs to be whitewashed.
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or a liquor cabinet that needs to be organized
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