I walk into a barber shop. I quickly count. Two barbers, five people seated in waiting area. "Hey, about how long is the wait?" Barber turns, counts, speaks "There's two barbers, and five people waiting." "Yep. So how long is the wait?"
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4/ so, anyway, guy finally admits it will be a 1 hr wait, so I bail, go home, lift, then take out my old ROTC hair clippers and give myself a buzz cut who's laughing now? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgfQusfqMDM …
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5/ I've mostly been cutting my own hair since I moved to the farm [ haircut (f) ] but then one of the clipper guards broke, so I started going out. This has been a mistake bc heavily tattoo-ed normies with loud CNN opinions "making conversation".https://twitter.com/JASutherlandBks/status/1213223257266147328 …
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6/ anyway, clearly the correct solution is new clipper guards
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7/ good sociological explanation however, I hate people, so I left, and am quite happy with that decisionhttps://twitter.com/gerad_tod/status/1213225721193041920 …
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This was an initiation ritual Morlock.
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The guy was being a jerk but it's the same barrier of entry created in other pseudo-clubs. Bartender at a dive bar does the same thing and people call him gruff but endearing. Create opportunity cost to signal entrance in initiation.
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that might actually be crazy, tho. unless the customers are all regulars
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I assume 100% +/- epsilon of all barbershop customers are regulars
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3/ Indeed. They failed it.https://twitter.com/gerad_tod/status/1213224857837527040 …
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