Just had my teeth inspected and cleaned. Zero cavities, gums look great, etc
I'm reminded of this wacky dentist that @ngvrnd and I shared back in MA, who once said "your teeth are so good that if the apocalypse came you could CHEW THROUGH ANY OBSTACLES IN YOUR WAY"
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2/ really looking forward to tomorrow's semi-medical appointment: visiting the optician. Last eye exam was 3-4 years ago and my near-50yo eyes, well, as Dylan sang, the eyes they are a changin'. "Less human THAN human is our motto here at the evolved-by-dumb-luck corporation".pic.twitter.com/dc0MMWQJOT
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3/ The judges would also accept an "eyes of the calculor" reference. I mean, what with the Christmas Curta and all...pic.twitter.com/ZLjuO3j3fd
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No, but the google calendar alert went off yesterday for @LibertyFarmNH
to trim the sheep's hooves.https://twitter.com/ngvrnd/status/1212778622521675784 …
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