9/ So, anyway. Trump said something. Pelosi said something. Would the situation be better if you panicked / screamed F bombs / posted a meme on Facebook / picked a fight with a bunch of your old friends? No? Then don't perform panic. Chill the !@# out and cook a tasty meal
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10/ The bookkeeping error was nothing so sophisticated as a spreadsheet problem. The bookkeeper had just ... stopped balancing the checking account halfway through the year, but thought she had ( ?????????????? ). https://twitter.com/JKP_Discovery/status/1207695762928390145 …
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11/ I went in to the office the next day (a Saturday), opened up the old checking statements, compared them to our accounting software (Gnucash), walked through the year until there was a discrepancy (June), and noted that her last annotation of the paper statements was May >>>
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12/ So then I spent 6 or 8 hours balancing the books for the rest of the year, pushing the correct data out through 31 Dec, then re-submitted to the accountant. On Monday I told the bookkeeper her error, my fix, and asked her to pay more attention in the future.
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13/ She was baffled. "I SWEAR I balanced the books all the way through the year". Well, ok, S___, let me open up the three ring binder and I can walk you threw your annotations in your handwriting through May, and my annotations in my handwriting, in yesterday's ink...
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14/ > mockery is worthwhile {{citation needed}}https://twitter.com/The_Petrichory/status/1207696509665300480 …
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🍂 The Pectrichory 🍄 @The_PetrichoryPanic is pointless, but mockery is worthwhile. The left and the right don't want to live in the same country together anymore. But the left threatens the right with violence for the obvious solution: exit. "Remember the civil war! Nobody's allowed out! We must die together!" https://twitter.com/MorlockP/status/1207695431876186114 …Show this thread4 replies 0 retweets 8 likesShow this thread -
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15/ I was running a ~ 6 person business. The bookkeeper wore many hats, as did I, as did everyone. She was not a professional bookkeeper.https://twitter.com/EricRichards22/status/1207697568660152320 …
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16/ 1. mute keywords on twitter 2. never leave the farm 3. profit !https://twitter.com/simplic10/status/1207698312448466944 …
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17/ 40% of people think hate speech should be banned 40% of people think that semi automatic guns should be banned. ...and you want to call a convention to rewrite the Constitution? Are you insane? https://twitter.com/gbaggot/status/1207698944391831552 …
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You're one of my favorite accounts here for a reason
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