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    ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

    just filed a bug report against myself ----- reservation.validate_sql_save() is garbage coding practice and MUST be replaced Why does this monstrosity even exist? Was I drunk? Did Tyler Durden do it while I was sleeping? Fix this terrible code.

    4:41 PM - 11 Nov 2019
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      2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        2/ when someone is a garbage coder, he must be shamed I mean, maybe not in the general case. But this time, for sure.

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      3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain)

        3/ I'm A-. On a good day.https://twitter.com/notPotus42/status/1194053652769640454 …

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        Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain) @notPotus42
        Replying to @MorlockP
        I think I just found out I’ll never be more than a mediocre programmer. I’m nice, so people have made excuses for me for years, and I did management, but trying to be a real fucking programmer is not going well.
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      4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        4/ I mean, not "Big Head" crappy, but not Gilfoyle either. I was maybe 0.7 Gilfoyles back in the day. Maybe. Call me a 1.5 x-er

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      5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain)

        5/ Yeah, I'm probably Dinesh. tfw used to be a contenderhttps://twitter.com/notPotus42/status/1194055277357740038 …

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        Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain) @notPotus42
        Replying to @MorlockP
        I feel like I’m in between Big Head and the unfunny Pakistani guy.
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      6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted art jones

        6/ This code started out clean slate, 5 years ago, and I'm the only one who was touched it. It used to be so beautiful. But then: 1) huge amount of biz logic feature creep with exponential interactions 2) me always having about 96% of the time I wanthttps://twitter.com/drivenbyart/status/1194056942194442240 …

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        art jones @drivenbyart
        Replying to @MorlockP
        Hating your old code is a sign of growth.
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      7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

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        7/ Band aid. https://twitter.com/thefilthypapist/status/1194057403286859783 …

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      8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        8/ Let me rephrase "feature creep". It's all biz logic that the customer has asked for, as the biz has grown and gotten more complex. ...so that's GREAT ! but I stand by the "exponential combinations". Whew, lads.

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      9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        9/ Also, another thing is that I have done a great job writing a HUGE number of regression tests, but some of them test javascript so have to use headless firefox (some capybara thing IIRC) and that's 99% correct, but hangs sometimes...and tests have gotten slower over time...

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      10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 11 Nov 2019

        10/ So what I really need is some insights on speeding up tests, integrating w CircleCI or something, figuring out some more bullet proof test infrastructure for my specs, etc. Bc right now running all tests by hand can take 1-2 days.

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      2. Dr. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊‏ @smart_intellecc 11 Nov 2019
        Replying to @MorlockP

        Maybe it was Mr. Robot

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      3. Steve Culy, Honking Neanderthal  🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🚛 📢‏ @charcware 11 Nov 2019
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