If you'd have told me in 1988 that River Phoenix's little harelip brother would be the one delivering Oscar-worthy performances, I'd have shit a fat log astride your Double Whopper with Cheese and Bacon.
-
Show this thread
-
mostly I just like pooping on other people's hamburgers, but let's be honest about how great the performance that dude turned in was
1 reply 0 retweets 5 likesShow this thread
Replying to @Spivonomist
Just as you can never set foot in the same river twice, john can never shit on someone else's hamburger (because doing so makes it YOUR hamburger)
8:16 PM - 28 Oct 2019
0 replies
0 retweets
1 like
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.